Sunday, September 13, 2026

oh my god eeewwwwwww!! -megan bloomfield

im so fuckinggggg gay bro girls are so so so attractive i can't do it
it's actually gut wrenching

i don't even have anything else to say that's just it
but literally everyone is fucking straight it's a curse free all these hot girls from their weird grimy ass male situationships and get them onto ME instead
why is everybody straight
or queerbaiting
kill me

we need some fucking present day realistic sapphic media it's all either fictionalised by being set in some faraway land as if it's an unheard of myth to like girls or it's horrible fucking representation 
we need another movie like bottoms. was the plot realistic?? obviously fucking not! but when josie (...) started describing how she was gonna make a move on isabel (at their 20th high school reunion) i felt that shit in my soul that is GENUINELY how i plot on the girls i like. best sapphic crush experience representation ive ever seen

anyways back to real life im massively gay and im gonna burn myself alive if one more pretty girl i meet is straight ive HAD IT.

and it's so fucking frustrating trying to talk to my friends about my love life because it's like as soon as i say "she" they talk to me like im a fragile ticking time bomb basket case that they have no idea how to behave around. not in a homophobic way whatsoever but they just immediately get so awkward and have no idea how to help me because they think liking girls is genuinely such a fucking mythical concept. therefore i never have any idea what to do when i like a girl and handle it like im a lab experiment and it's my first fucking day out in the world. God.

being gay is so gay like i don't even know how else to describe it
like what do you mean im crying over a girl giving me weird fucking signals? Gay ass
like awwww u don't know if she's flirting with you or if she's just straight and funny? gay

UGH i want to crawl out of my fruity little skin and die

me and my lesbian coded straight music vs men & queerbaiting girls out to kill me
Ugh

-ugh


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